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surprisemothuhfuckuh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

the best part is the security guy at the end

(Source: my-jane-doe, via mysluggishmemory)

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awwww-cute:

If I ask my dog “Where’s your baby?” he’ll find her and they’ll cuddle

awwww-cute:

If I ask my dog “Where’s your baby?” he’ll find her and they’ll cuddle

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lifehackable:

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"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."

— Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bl-ossomed)

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freewithinboundaries asked: yo a while ago u wrote a poem and it was like 'i wasnt here to name planets after us' or smth like that, do you still have it can i see it???

olyusha:

i wasn’t here to name planets after us
i never needed you to connect the freckles on my back with your lips like lost constellations 
we live roughly four heartbreaking lou reed songs away but for all i know we transpire in different galaxies 
my nights dip into your mornings and i want nothing more than to blend into a milky twilight

but honey the mornings i’d wake up in your room my eyes were gone and my lungs were full of hot steam
i wasn’t in love
the nights i’d stand by your gate and smoke so you couldn’t see my tears and wait on you 
to let me in
i wasn’t in love
the dawns i’d wake up and want nothing more than to melt into you and you’d step back and let me fall through the floor
i wasn’t

when the wind cut my cheeks i couldn’t 
feel my ankles i made snow angels 
where only god could see them i was on my honeymoon and i fell head 
over heels with every puddle of filthy snow i saw on the floor of the L
trust me, i know how to love bitter and cold
i can love staunch and heartless 
i understand careles and cruel
but i can crawl these streets until my bones 
turn to salt
so please 
know
i’ve got sidewalks from monroe 
to granville to love

and at least the city calls me back

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bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

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yummyinmytumbly:

“Dan Leader’s 4-Hour Baguette”